2006-10-27 18:46:30 · 27 answers · asked by overseas and broke 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you speak of judgement at His second arrival here.... you shall be judged.... your only protection would've been to accept Him. If you hadn't.... TOO LATE.
2006-10-27 18:51:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take this to heart seriously step by step
1 don't panic
2 calm down come to complete serinity
3 spread your legs a little more than shoulder with apart
4 bent forward
5 then place your head between your thighs
6 and well kiss your a$$ good bye
7 now read the rest of this
if jesus does come hes not going to attack but if all goes as it says in the bible we're all screwed any way
aren't u glad u already kissed your rear bye already it leaves u just enough enough time to... GET A DAMN LIFE and pleaz don't report me im just being honest i don't kno u some im not insulting u just answering ur question honestly
2006-10-27 19:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by Skye 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The vengeful-Rambo returning Jesus and other rapture events are kind of a fictional construct put together from separate parts of the Bible. Kind of a recent belief, relatively speaking. Highly popularized now, in fiction, I know.
2006-10-27 18:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by oohhbother 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should read The Bible and find out how Jesus works and what He is about before you go around talking about Him in that manner. I take offense to anyone demoralizing my Jesus in that manner.
2006-10-27 18:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have made the unfortunate decision to place yourself anywhere other than in His camp when things go down, there will be no defense or protecting yourself that will save you.
2006-10-27 19:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suppose if i believed an invisible predator was out to get me i might be kinda bummed out too. or perhaps the belief that an evil invisible super being is stalking you makes you feel important. the belief.that a god wants you to serve him must be a nice ego boost too so i don't think humility is your problem.
2016-03-28 09:51:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to this web page, Jesus is very non-violent and is looking for a date:
http://www.datejesus.com/about/
2006-10-27 18:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by DREAMER 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is not Jesus's way but if for some reason he did such a thing you can just bend over and kiss your *** goodbye,right now!
2006-10-27 18:51:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to take His advice and turn the other cheek. If he asks me to carry his backpack for a mile, I'll carry it for two.
That should work!
2006-10-27 18:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are you going to protect yourself from someone who can raise you from the dead if he so chose?
My suggestion: We get down on our knees, bow our heads, and let him sort the righteous from the unrightous.
Amen.
2006-10-27 18:59:48 · answer #10 · answered by roberticvs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋