1.What is black and white and red all over?
2.What is blue and green and black all over?
lol Have fun!!
2006-10-27 18:43:43 · 26 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. The marble floor that Caesar was killed on.
2. A peacock that just got sprayed by octopus ink.
2006-10-27 18:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Black and white and red is a blushing killer whale (or possibly one that just finished dinner if you like less innocent?)
or a penguin with wine on his tux
Blue, green and black....I don't know, but it's crawling up the back of your shirt.
2006-10-27 18:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by yama 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. That's a Michael Jackson playing with a little boy. Oh wait, he's black, then white. LOL!
2. That was Michael Jackson when he was still a little boy, being forced by his mom to eat his vegetables.
2006-10-27 21:47:46 · answer #3 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
1 a sunburnt zebra
2 someone who has one black eye and one blue eye and is wearing a green shirt and jeans
can i get 10 points???
2006-10-27 18:49:19 · answer #4 · answered by Rainbow 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. A hamster that escaped a brutal cat attack.
2. Anything you find in an office refrigerator.
2006-10-27 19:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. A nun in a blender
2. an overhead photo of the Hulk & the Smurfs in Ethopia
2006-10-27 18:50:11 · answer #6 · answered by theajaxfood 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
1. a zebra with chicken pox.
2. a blue and green fish, with charred scales [after being cooked]
Thanks, i did have fun!
2006-10-27 19:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
1.a guy with frostburn(face is generally alittle red and fingers are black and the guy's white)
2. my sister in her halloween costume (it's green and she has a ton of bruises)
2006-10-27 18:47:55 · answer #8 · answered by biggest Johnny Depp fan ever 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. A zebra with a sunburn
don't have any ideas about the second one
2006-10-27 18:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Patricia S 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. Lady bug
2. The earth
2006-10-27 18:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Kbailey 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋