2006-10-27 18:31:53 · 8 answers · asked by overseas and broke 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I mean now days, after the resurrection, say He comes to visit you in your bedroom at night and just keeps singing annoying showtunes, but then one night He brings over a sledgehammer and is about to whack you in the head and you feel like you've really got to protect yourself for self-defense.
2006-10-27 18:43:11 · update #1
He freely laid down His life.
2006-10-27 18:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently 1 from a spear will do it. After you secure him safely to the cross using nails, of course.
2006-10-27 18:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by ....... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need 35000 shotgun shots, 20 rocket launcher shots, and a bear trap to kill him, after you do that, set the corpse on fire or he will resurrect
2006-10-27 18:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you cant kill christ since he is already dead, and he is basically like a god. either way, you would be thrown into the lake of fire before you even saw him since u obviously hate jesus christ and god.
2006-10-27 18:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
assuming there was a jesus, he's dead some 2000 years ... so you'd be stabbing dust
2006-10-27 18:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by MM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's a zombie. You can't kill him unless you blow his head off.
2006-10-27 18:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend, you really need to relax a little.
2006-10-27 18:34:33 · answer #7 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last time it took five
2006-10-27 18:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋