Did you hear about the two Polacks who were hunting deer and
other wild game in the north woods when they came upon a naked woman
sitting on a stump? One said to her, are you game? She smiled and said
she was; so, the other Polack shot her!
was that funny? i thought it was
2006-10-27 18:31:38 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea that is funny LOL!
2006-10-27 18:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by Caboose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Polacks were hunting, and became lost in the woods. They remembered that you are supposed to fire three shots to signal for help. So one of them fired three shots, and then they waited awhile.
When a few hours had gone by, and no help had come, they decided to try again, and fire three more shots. Still no one came. Finally, one of them stood up to try again. "Help had better come this time," he said, "because these are our last three arrows."
AND
Two Polacks were out hunting. One of them was loading his rifle and accidentally fired a round. The bullet hit his friend in side, knocking to the ground where he lay screaming and thrashing for a few moments before passing out. Frantically, the first Polack dropped his gun and pulled out his cellphone to call 911. When the operator picked up he said, "Help, help, I just shot my friend, and I think I killed him. What should I do?"
The operator says, "Well first, make sure he's actually dead." A moment later the operator hears a rifle shot, and the Polack comes back on, "OK, he's dead all right."
2006-10-27 19:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, that's a good one!!
Don't see many polack jokes anymore, mostly blonde jokes.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-31 12:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that they came across some tracks and one asked the other what kind of tracks he thought they were. The second one said he thought they were deer tracks. The first one thought they were bear tracks. They started to argue, then they were both hit by a train.
2006-10-27 18:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I see that you're Blonde.
Just curious...
Do you think Dumb Blonde jokes are funny?
2006-10-27 18:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 05:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woulda been better if told by a better teller...Pollock.
Jus' pokin' fun.
2006-10-27 19:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dee L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes that was very funny!!!!
2006-10-27 18:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was she blonde, just kidding.
2006-10-27 18:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh uuhhh cute?
2006-10-27 18:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋