a blonde a Burnett and a red head are in a swimming contest the ref tells them they can only use the breast stroke and its one lap around the closet island well they jump in the water at the BANG 20 mins later the red head and Burnett cross the finish line neck and neck well a good 10 hours later the blonde come in completely out of breath. the ref asks her what took her so long her reply is "because the other girls cheated!"
the ref ask "We how did they cheat? did they use a diffrent stroke?"
the blonde says now catching her breath "Yeah thats what they did!"
"which one did they use?" says the refree confused
then the blonde says
"idk but what ever it was they used there arms and you said we could only stroke with our breast!"
i love that joke its not ur every day blonde joke
2006-10-27 18:31:22 · 14 answers · asked by Skye 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's really good. Very typical of a blonde.
Thanks for sharing it!
2006-10-27 19:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is yet another one>>>>>>>>>>> A blonde is going right into a close-by keep and asks a clerk if she would be ready to purchase the television interior the nook. The clerk seems at her and says that he would not serve blondes, so she is going returned homestead and dyes her hair black. here day she returns to the keep and asks the comparable undertaking, and returned, the clerk reported he would not serve blondes. annoyed, the blonde is going homestead and dyes her hair yet yet again, to a coloration of crimson. beneficial that a clerk might sell her the television this time, she returns and asks a diverse clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk additionally says that she would not serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How interior the international do you be responsive to i'm a blonde?" The clerk seems at her disgustedly and says,"that's not a television -- that's a microwave!"[
2016-12-08 22:54:02 · answer #2 · answered by parenti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hel l is a burnett?????
Do you mean Brunette??
2006-10-27 18:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 05:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 18:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard something similar to it before, still cute though!
2006-10-27 18:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one lmao!
2006-10-27 18:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by Caboose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha good one :)
2006-10-27 18:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by Rainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw that coming already.....it's very predictable.....
2006-10-27 18:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's new, but it's not that funny.
2006-10-27 18:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋