Could jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Answer 1

Taco Bell or Del Taco?

Answer 2

Lets forget the rubbish about "there were no microwaves" and the like: if Jesus was presented with a burrito and told to heat it so hot that he himself could not eat it, would he be able to do it?

To avoid embarrassment he'd probably say "no thanks I'm not hungry", but that's not there answer we would like to hear. You can look at this logically; there are two possible outcomes:

1. Jesus microwaved the burrito really hot; so hot that he himself could not eat it... well now he can't eat it can he?

2. Jesus microwaved the burrito really hot; so hot that he could not eat it... then he eats it. Well if he ate it then it wasn't so hot that he couldn’t eat it... because he just ate it!

I know this can be a bit confuzzling, but if he is able to eat it then the burrito is not hot enough so that he cannot. But if he can’t eat it... well yes the burrito is hot enough... but now he can't eat it.

If Jesus could do both, it would defy logic (defy 'making-sense'); the same logic that we use to say "2+2=4" and "good morning"... because we know these things make sense!

So if Jesus could do both he would defy logic and we should all be stuck in a mental institute because "God" would sitting up there laughing, "Ha-ha silly humans think 2+2=4". Or killing people might actually be the right thing; terrorism might be the way forward; how would I know – I’m just human remember, my logic is wrong!

Of course terrorism should not continue; this is just an example to show you that we cannot defy logic for health and safety reasons therefore we cannot allow the belief of Jesus can do anything; 'cause he can’t do this!

Jesus was thought to be able to anything HOWEVER he can’t microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it. Therefore the existence of Jesus as we know it is wrong, therefore the founder of Christianity was a fraud therefore Christianity is proven wrong!

Oh I haven’t disproved the existence of God yet. If we substitute God instead of Jesus (and might as well substitute microwave for heat) we would get a slightly different question with the same outcome; it cannot be done!

(Please don’t get offended Christians I’m not racist; I oppose all religions)

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Answer 3

Jesus was a human being, and God, at the same time. In His human nature, he would have been burnt by anything stated as "so hot that he could not eat it". I suppose He could heal himself right away.

But let's remember Jesus was not above the normal cycle of life on Earth. The physical properties of the Earth (ie gravity, force, weather, climate) all would have affected Jesus' body just as it would for any other human. The only thing that Jesus could do that us regular folk cannot is He could suspend the properties of the Earth (ie stop time, stop motion of objects, heal spontaneously) and eat anything at any temperature He wanted to .

Answer 4

He could, if he used the Panasonic NNA883W Combination Microwave Oven, now only £249 from John Lewis!

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Answer 5

The concept of jesus using a microwave is hilarious!!

Answer 6

Microwave ovens didn't exist until the 1970s.

Answer 7

Silly fool. Burritos wern't introduced until1227.

Answer 8

Not from the local convenience store. I don;t think those things can legally be called "burritos"

Answer 9

What would that achieve?Just as waste of time and energy. I believe Jesus has much more important things to do right now than to do such unproductive things as you describe!

Answer 10

jesus loves burrito.