Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
No matter what your mood, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
One usually makes a better pie.
They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
From the start, you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head.
A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
2006-10-27 17:42:34 · 14 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They make the best soup. Seriously! My favorite soup is pumpkin soup. Besides, whoever heard of man soup? lol
2006-10-27 18:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by Dee L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 06:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by belis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a pumpkin never ever makes me sleep in the wet spot.
2006-10-27 18:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by T'S PAGE FOR NOW 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am soooooo offended! No, not really, but I always compared us to puppies, we smell bad, We sh*it all over the place, were constantly pawing at you girls for love and attention slobbering all over your face, were constantly chewing on things, and were always trying to hump your leg. <---- Huh huh what about the puppy comparison or use dog if it fits better, oh ya one more we're always in the bathroom with our heads in the toilet,
2006-10-27 20:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ben V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are cute and so true. i would have to add-you can put holes in a pumpkin and its legal
2006-10-27 17:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if you ask our opinion of the new curtains, the response will be the same!
2006-10-27 17:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At the end atleast they are edible at the end ?!
2006-10-27 17:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They also don't talk or piss all over the rim of the toilet!
2006-10-27 18:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats for sure you have very good points
2006-10-27 18:22:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 05:38:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋