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2006-10-27 17:09:12 · 59 answers · asked by BIGBOY 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Step one: Become Christian or Muslim (it helps to be on a path that has a Hell).

Step two: Learn the lessons of Christ or Mohammad and then deny them (you need to have a grudge against people that heal the sick or protect the weak).

Step three: Believe in Sin and embrace it fully.

Stir well and heat at 15 million degrees for all eternity.

2006-10-27 17:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Redcap the Druid 3 · 0 1

If you mean the Hell that is the eternal place of fire and apart from God, then I don't believe I should tell you how to get there. If you don't know how to get there, you probably won't go. For a sin to be a mortal grave one, you have to willingly want to sin against God. If you just habitually do bad things, that is not enough to separate you completely from God. If you purposefully do heinous things and have no remorse whatsoever, then, and only if your Will gave consent, you will go to Hell.

If you mean the Hell that is a place of internal torment, well, you can do things that are fruitless and get you nowhere and cause despair in life, or someone could do things to you to upset your way of life in an extreme way for a long time or perpetually, or you could be born with abnormalities in your brain so your mind doesn't function correctly and causes improper reactions to stimuli. Most times Hell of the internal torment kind is not something you can purposefully cause yourself. It is usually spontaneous and "just happens by chance."

Hell really is a state of mind or the soul.

I think a better question is "How do I get into Heaven?". The ultimate goal of this life, as I see it, is to attain grace [from God] to get to Heaven and live with Him. Why ever would you "want" to go to Hell in the first place?

2006-10-27 17:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by wellab76 2 · 0 0

THE FORMULA IS EASY, Do not follow the Ten commandments, kill some one or if you are a woman resort to prostitution. You will get an assured place in -- Hell. by the way there is no Hell. Where in Gods universe that is full of his love would you find a place for hell.
There is no hell. Let me explain. Let us say you are a whore. The lord is just a little time away from eliminating all the whores in the world. They will then go to the animal world 84,00,000 animal lives altogether. When you live in the gutter as a vermin for several lives then you can see it would be worse then burning in hell. There is no HELL

2006-10-27 17:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If I wanted to get to hell (which I don't), I would make a pact with the devil.

Why do you want to get to hell? Do you think that it will be grand and wonderful and that all your friends will be there. More people believe that it is the worst place to go. Only a few want to go there. I hope that you have a chance to make an informed decision and you chose the best one. Good luck to you.

2006-10-27 17:31:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jeannie B 2 · 0 0

Go down Purgatory Blvd, turn right on Limbo Street. Then go straight till you get to Devils Highway, turn left till you come to a fork in the road; Way to Heaven Pl. and All My Sin Rd, make a left on All My Sin Rd. till you see the sign that says "Gates of Hell", Sinners Welcomed! I hear there having a hell of a party there....NMT

2006-10-27 17:22:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Head South on any of the interstate highways that run all the way into Texas, New Mexico, Arizona or California. Then, cross the border. That will put you in Mexico which is the closest thing there is to hell. And if you're lucky and survive, stuff a couple of illegals in the trunk of your car and smuggle them back across - we need more illegals in this country! If we get enough of them here,we won't need to go to Mexico to be in Hell - it will be here in the US.

2006-10-27 17:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If i wasn`t a christian i`d tell u the way and road that will lead u straight 2 hell; but since a i am a christian i refuse 2 give u ideas 2 do that and i wouldn`t dare 2 do that 2 God or u.

I recommend u get help, by the question ur asking i assume ur depressed, talk with a christian person or go to a christian church 2 get help, but don`t keep bottleling all that negative feelings and thoughts inside u. Please, get help!

P.D.: I hope u mean how 2 get 2 Hell, Michigan

2006-10-27 17:23:44 · answer #7 · answered by Aid1000 3 · 3 1

Find heaven, then speed in the opposite direction. Remember to go fast as hell!

2006-10-27 17:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0 1

Just keep being like everyone else in the world and I assure you, according to the bible, You'll go to hell. Have fun!

2006-10-27 17:14:30 · answer #9 · answered by Delta Charlie 4 · 0 0

By not accepting Jesus as your personal Savior. Why would you want to? You know that you will never see anyone down there. you will burn for all eternity, and wish that you would have accepted Christ as your personal Savior. Hell is no game or no place for anyone to go.

2006-10-27 17:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by salvation 5 · 0 0

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