do u no any funny dodge jokes?

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Answer 1

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A Dodge truck driver would amuse himself by running over Ford drivers that were working on their trucks by the side of the road. Whenever he saw a Ford on the side of the road, he would swerve to hit whoever was standing around the opened hood. He would enjoy the satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road.

One day, as the Dodge man was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.

He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the Dodge man continued down the road.

Suddenly Old Dodge boy saw a broken down Ford with the hood up and a butt-crack standing on the side of the road. The Dodge driver instinctively swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back into his lane, narrowly missing the ole boy. However, even though he was certain he missed him, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Ford truck driver."

"I know", replied the priest. "But don't worry, I got him with the door!"

Answer 2

Oh ..Ho...You meant this 'Dodge'...I thought of Other 'Dodging"...Women can dodge the Poor C**K or D**K any way they like at the time of Climax...there are a plenty of Jokes available !!!!

Answer 3

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do u no any funny dodge jokes?
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Answer 4

NO I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!