A woman and a man are involved in a severe car accident; both of their cars are totally damaged but amazingly neither of them hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you!" Woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is totally damaged but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, imdtly puts the cap back on,and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replied, "No. I think we wait for the police."
2006-10-27 16:24:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ......right on ...!!
LOL ..... ..thanks for sharing
lol .... have a lovely weekend : - )
2006-10-28 00:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL NICE 1 Sidney was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a 12-inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem was. "It's the wife," said Sid. "As you know, she's taken up golf, and since she's been playing, she's cut my sex down to once a week." "Well you should think yourself lucky," said his partner. "She's cut some of us out altogether!"
2016-05-22 02:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, I like it....of course, I have a bit of a bias I suppose.
2006-10-27 16:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats mean
2006-10-27 16:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooo dang he got played..yep yep i have to give that gorl sum props
2006-10-27 17:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by lover24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie! lol still got it
2006-10-27 18:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so sexist
but funny :D
but sexist...
2006-10-27 16:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.that was a very good one i liked it.
2006-10-27 16:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by CrazyGurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got me rollin' on that one
2006-10-27 16:54:59 · answer #9 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... women are sneaky like that
2006-10-27 16:55:30 · answer #10 · answered by blaire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sound like me. LOL
2006-10-27 16:30:51 · answer #11 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋