an old man dies, and is greeted by satan on his entrance to hell.
'You must choose your punishment which you will suffer for eternity', Satan tells him 'I will show you your 3 choices and then you must pick one'.
Satan proceeds to take the old man to the first room, where an old man is chained to the wall and is being whipped relentlessly by demons.
Next, Satan takes him to the 2nd room, where an old man is chained to the wall and is being burned unmercifully by fire
Finally, Satan takes the old man to the 3rd room, where an old man is chained to the wall and is being given oral sex by a beautiful young woman.
'I want that one!' the man exclaims excitedly 'I want the 3rd punishment'.
'Very well' replies Satan. Satan then walks forward, taps the young woman on the shoulder and says 'You're free to go now'.
2006-10-27 16:13:42 · 20 answers · asked by ylanger ylanger 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this joke are my best joke of the day.. you rock
2006-10-27 16:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
via fact that Heaven and Hell are the two figments of somebody's mind's eye and characteristic been exceeded alongside to you as sacred truths, it form of feels there may be little i ought to assert to you. there is not any evil and there is not any solid! some issues reason unfavorable soreness and injustice. some awaken human beings to the excellent factor approximately existence. All that the perception in Heaven and Hell does is to make human beings into slaves to wish and worry. in an attempt to reply to your question, i do no longer decide for to be deluded into believing interior the afterlife that has been the source of income on your faith for lots too long. I pray which you will awaken and hit upon actuality.
2016-10-03 01:10:35 · answer #2 · answered by grumney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
lmao
luvin this joke
theres a similar one about george bush i read the other day
its gr8
10/10
x
2006-10-27 18:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Needed that after the crap wk I've had
2006-10-27 20:54:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good
2006-10-27 20:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! I'm the only one that doesn't get it!
2006-10-27 18:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. not piss in my pants funny though. I wont lie to ya.
2006-10-27 16:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by heath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if the bloke is bi, he'll be happy either way.
2006-10-27 23:47:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it,it made me laugh.
2006-10-27 18:43:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny i don't think they'll do that lol what would u pick?
2006-10-27 16:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by shake spear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋