both take up too much space on the bed
both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning
both are threatened by their own kind
both like to chew wood
both mark their territory
both are bad at asking you questions
neither tells you what’s bothering them
both tend to smell riper with age
the smaller ones tend to be more nervous
neither do any dishes
neither of them notice when you get your hair cut
both like dominance games
both are suspicious of the postman
neither knows how to talk on the telephone
neither understands what you see in cats
2006-10-27 15:45:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One difference:
Dogs can lick themselves in certain areas. Men are still working on this one.
2006-10-27 23:28:36 · answer #1 · answered by Phil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both if treated right will be your best friend for life or at least as long as you are treated to being around them.
2006-10-27 22:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they both have belly buttons
neither reads the directions first
their mates can be called 'bi*ches'
when it comes to sex, both can't think of anything else till they get it
2006-10-28 00:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by Dee L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i know my dog has the same couloured eyes as me Different colours one green and one brown does that count?
2006-10-27 23:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They both have to earn their treats
2006-10-27 23:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by CrazyGurl 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
both like to bark for no good reason
2006-10-27 23:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is so true and niether of them ever get along with all your friends!
2006-10-27 23:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by heath 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! Cute. And true.
2006-10-27 23:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by chew_on_my_left_sock 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dogs like to play with their bone...haha.
2006-10-27 22:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by Dude 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋