2006-10-27 15:37:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(arm shoots into the air with spring-loaded speed) OooH!! OooHH!! I am! Iam!!
2006-10-27 15:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by TinyPuppyWuppy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly not me! But there is someone who goes by the user name Jesus. And I'd like to know who he/she is also. If it's the same one you are thinking of, he sure is a bit irritating in my opinion. Peace.
2006-10-27 22:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by superfluity 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Given the state of our social and moral conscience today, I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus came back, tried to preach the values he refers to in the Bible (Love, peace, tolerance, acceptance) and was thrown in jail for "disturbing the peace".
2006-10-27 22:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mighell 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo no tienne internet access pero esta me primo en Mexico.
2006-10-27 22:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by Randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ is omnipotently reappearing as the Divine Educator of all mankind.
All the false ones will fall with their dark schemes.
2006-10-27 22:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
GROW UP DUD .....you must lay awake at night thinking of these childish questions , What are you about 5 years old ,Be a man for once in your life
2006-10-27 22:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Terry S 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i am jesus and everything else and part of star dust agree or not
2006-10-27 22:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_254163721.html
no offense meant, but...
why don't all you jesus-haters get new material?
for y'all, isn't it like hate'n on daffy duck?
--just sayin'....
2006-10-27 23:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jibba is... Jibba Jesus, you didn't know that?
2006-10-27 22:50:26 · answer #9 · answered by GodLess American 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all right, you caught me--can we not do the whole "nailing" thing again? that kinda sucked last time....
2006-10-27 22:46:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋