President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them."
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair, with a built-in
TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush was a little perplexed by this, and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning."
2006-10-27 15:33:25 · 18 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please remember this is a joke - I don't believe in child abuse - but this is all in fun for those of you who can't take a bit of Tom Foolery
2006-10-27 15:41:48 · update #1
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force 1. Bush says "I could throw a $100 dollar bill out the window now and make some poor SOB really happy." Cheney says "I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 poor SOB's really happy". Rumsfeld says "I could throw one hundred $1 bills out the window and make 100 poor SOB's really happy". The pilot, overhearing this, turns to the co-pilot and says "I could throw all three of these SOB's out the window right now and make 300 million people really, REALLY happy."
2006-10-27 15:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by roknrolr63 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's the funniest joke I've EVER heard on Yahoo! Answers. Thumbs up for sharing!
2006-10-27 22:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by Tericka 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! Really funny! (I would have asked for a $2,000,000 shopping spree, and an all expense paid trip to Italy for my family friends and I, but you know that's just me) lol
2006-10-28 01:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and what my dad would do to me if I rescued him.
j/k
2006-10-27 23:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by heath 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I`d ask to be appointed Vice-Prez. I couldn`t do much damage. could I?
2006-10-27 22:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by Britney S 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was really funny i would wish for a crap load of money
2006-10-27 22:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 thumbs up for the joke.
!(^^,)!
2006-10-27 23:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heard it, good joke hah
2006-10-27 23:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, call me a fuddy duddy but i gues i dont find child abuse all that funny.
2006-10-27 22:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
lol wow thats funny!!!
2006-10-27 23:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋