man: I know how to please a woman
woman: then please leave me alone
man: I want to give myself to you
woman: sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts
man: your hair color is fabulous
woman: thank you. its on aisle three at the supermarket down the street
man: you look like a dream
woman: go back to sleep
man: I can tell that you want me
woman: yes, I want you to leave
man: I’d go through anything for you
woman: lets start with your bank account
man: may I have the last dance
woman: you’ve just had it
man: your place or mine
woman: both. you go to your place, and I’ll go to mine
man: is this seat empty
woman: yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
man: haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
woman: yeah that’s why I don’t go there any more
2006-10-27 15:30:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man: how do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman: unfertilized.
man: so, what do you so for a living?
woman: I'm a female impersonator.
man: if I saw you naked, I'd die happy
woman: if I saw you naked, I'd die laughing
man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
woman: but would you please stay there?
man: your body is like a temple
woman: sorry, there are no services today
man: hey, what's your sign?
woman: do not enter
2006-10-27 15:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man:"Bitchin' funeral, right?" Woman:"Uh, right, have you met my cousin Sonya?"
Man:" Maybe it's all the beer talkin', but I would LOVE to vomit on your bedside table tonight." Woman:" I live too far out for you to catch the bus back home to Loserville."
2006-10-27 16:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man: you look like an angel
woman: then why does it feel like hell when you're around
man: are you in pain? (from the beginning of the angel pick-up line)
woman: yes, it's a headache and it's name is you
man: I could drown in your eyes
woman: really? well start swimming
man: do you have a sister?
woman: yes, but trust me, she's not interested and neither am I
man: you're out of this world
woman: I wish I could be when you're around
man: do you have the time?
woman: yeah, time for me to leave
man: do you have the time?
woman: to talk to you? never
2006-10-27 15:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ravenra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one I use ALL too frequently:
man: I bet I know what you want in a man.
woman: Yeah, a restraining order.
2006-10-27 15:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by erewhon77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HERE IS ONE FOR THE GUYS:
After her rejection line towards you say,
Hey I may not be the hottest guy here, but im the only one talking to you !!
lol
Justin
2006-10-28 00:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL @ those and the ones in answers!
2006-10-27 16:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by chew_on_my_left_sock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny i have heard some of them but hey they are classic
2006-10-27 15:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(lol)those were all pretty good ones. u have all the ones i know.
2006-10-27 16:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by CrazyGurl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah those are pretty good!
i should memorize those =p
kuuuudos
2006-10-27 15:35:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
man: Got a light
woman: No, keep it dark. I don't want to see you
2006-10-27 15:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by FERBSTER 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋