i dont know the answer
2006-10-27 14:21:07 · 25 answers · asked by Tori b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A newspaper
2006-10-27 14:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by vegasbrother99 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 06:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a newspaper, but if you where reading the riddel for the first time i could see how it was confusing,
Whats Black and White and READ all over? Sometimes if typed correctly then the anwser wil be staring you in the face.
2006-10-27 21:26:10 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an embarressed skunk
a bloody zebra
a coloring book with only red crayon in it
a tootsie pop rapper
milk and white chocolate cherry truffles
a black and white dressed clown with a red nose
2006-10-27 22:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by fairy_dust_xo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a newspaper. It's black and white.... and you read it (red as in the past tense of read). I didn't get it at first... but then later I figured it out
2006-10-27 22:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by seb_man188 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Penguin,just got hit by a car,now its red all over.
2006-10-27 21:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nun in a blender.
A sunburned zebra.
A penguin with lipstick.
A cow with diaper Rash
A skunk with chicken pox.
An old newspaper.
2006-10-27 23:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by chew_on_my_left_sock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A newspaper.White paper, black print and you read it (red)
2006-10-27 21:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An embarrassed penguin.
2006-10-27 22:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a news paper
a bloody skunk
a nun with a nose bleed
2006-10-27 21:23:48 · answer #10 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋