As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes.
To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife "What's up with all the notes?", to his wife which replies, "Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are."
2006-10-27 14:08:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Good one
2006-10-27 14:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-27 23:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh he doesn't know what dollars are cause the only money he has gotten is coins
2006-10-27 14:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Octavio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-10-27 14:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is wrong
2006-10-27 14:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaa that's soooo bad!!! :)
2006-10-27 17:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...isnt my favorite of your's...its okay
2006-10-27 14:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ...lol
2006-10-27 22:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....that was good~~
2006-10-27 14:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by Skyler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Boy! Good one. Thanks
2006-10-27 14:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋