Funniest answer gets ten points.
2006-10-27 13:58:23 · 6 answers · asked by dogpye5 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then the guy that pushes the moon across Vermont would be unemployed.
2006-10-27 16:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-27 23:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing Great ! Many Yankees will boast of themselves having climbed the moon after the incidence!!!! Ha Ha Ha .....
2006-10-27 18:01:42 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'll have less drunks in Texas
2006-10-27 14:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hooray....a few hundred thousand less liberals
2006-10-27 14:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it will be moon cake?
2006-10-27 14:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by Skyler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋