I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." i honked. The driver leaned out his window, flipped me the bird, and yelled "Can't you see the light is still red, you moron?" What do i do with him?
2006-10-27 13:40:49 · 22 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just maybe it was not his car. That he had borrowed it. Surly if it was his car with that sticker he would not have "flipped the bird". I am curious about how you may have responded to him. Did you ignore the stupidity or, did you do the right thing and ignore!
2006-10-27 13:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 06:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given the circumstances you probably shouldn't have honked so I would just ignore the bird because the guy was in a bad
2006-10-27 20:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jamie D 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stop reading bumper stickers
2006-10-27 20:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Skorpian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lmao that has to be the funniest thing i have ever heard lol
Sorry its just hilirous.
2006-10-27 21:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by pammeh_2k6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! He must have forgotten about the sticker. He needs to be reminded. So remind him!
2006-10-27 20:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Assume he bought the car from someone else.
2006-10-27 20:42:41 · answer #7 · answered by baxman11 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Act like you think he is the sexiest guy in the world, and then drive away. It will drive him crazy.
2006-10-27 20:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg that is so funny!! u cant really do ne thing now but if u ever see him again...HONK!! lol
2006-10-27 20:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell him that wasn't very Christian of him. You were just showing your love for Jesus!
:-D
2006-10-27 20:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by redstarzero 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋