An old ships captain and his first mate were standing on the deck of a ship when in the distance they spotted a pirate ship. The captain shouts to his first mate, "Get me my Red Shirt", which he puts on and he and his crew defeat the pirates.
Some days later the two are on deck when they see 3 pirate ships approaching and the captain yells "Get me my Red Shirt", which he puts on and he and his crew again defeat the pirates.
The first mate asks curiously, "Captain, why do you always ask for a Red Shirt", and the captain explains that as the leader of the crew he must always appear strong, so the Red Shirt would hide any blood in the case the he were to get injured in battle and the men would not fear becuase their leader had been wounded. The first mate shook his head in agreement content with the answer.
The next day the captain and first mate are on deck when they see 10 pirate ships moving in on them and the captain leans over to the first mate and says "Get me my Brown Pants".
2006-10-27 13:37:46 · 18 answers · asked by CoolDad03 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Good one. I give it a 10
2006-10-27 13:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-10-27 20:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 06:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 10
2006-10-27 21:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it,9 out of 10
2006-10-28 01:49:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it I give it an 8
2006-10-27 20:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolx, its funny. from a scale from 1-10, i would give it a 7?
2006-10-27 20:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by OrangeBlitz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a 9, nice joke, lol
2006-10-27 20:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by blackluckof13 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny good one a 9
2006-10-27 20:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...... it's also on a grossness scale, methinks Matey. I give it a 6.
2006-10-27 20:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by Sels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋