A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely s*h*i*t my pants."
2006-10-27 13:22:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLAO! so friggin funny.......i needed that
2006-10-27 13:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 06:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha omg i'm trying to get off the floor I fell off my seat laughing so hard
keep posting theses are sooooo funny
2006-10-27 20:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was a real good one keep them coming!
2006-10-27 20:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one LOL
2006-10-27 20:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by CoolDad03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I got a "Pooh" joke for you, let me lay it on you! Here it goes, are you listening to me? O.K. now. Here was Winnie-the-Pooh who lived in the Hundred Acre Wood, then one day he farted on Tigger and Tigger said "What the **** that you do that for, you wanna poison me to death?" and Winnie-the-Pooh responded "That's why they call me "Winnie-the-Pooh" because I "pooh"-ed on you just for the fun of it!"
2006-10-27 21:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel L 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i almost pohed my pants laughing thats so funny
2006-10-27 20:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by snaggles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that sounds like my lil bro lol
2006-10-27 23:13:21 · answer #8 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTF LOL LMAO I cant stop laughing.
2006-10-27 20:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha poor teacher!!
2006-10-28 00:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 02:57:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋