Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife now has it too."
"Son of a bit@#!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"
2006-10-27 13:19:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
his nurse probably has it by now,too.
2006-10-27 13:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 21:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke!!
2006-10-27 20:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by Sam P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that will teach them all for screwing around then
2006-10-27 20:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh funny lol
2006-10-27 23:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-10-27 20:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!!! LOL!
that was VERY funny
2006-10-27 20:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. ha ha ha
2006-10-27 22:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it but it think it was suppoesed to be funny.???????????????
2006-10-27 20:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋