Greg was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging! his arms violently trying to get
the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched
the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the **** out of
a ghost"
2006-10-27 13:09:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good,but heard it before. that is like the drunk who was dragging a chain down the street. A cop asked,why are you doing that & he said,did you ever try to push one??
2006-10-27 13:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 20:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 21:13:14 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-27 21:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by friend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao lol
2006-10-27 20:12:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 20:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny i about Pi$$ed on myself
2006-10-27 23:20:56 · answer #7 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-27 20:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by ginarn1994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that one but its a wee bit old hate to tell ya...
2006-10-27 20:12:36 · answer #9 · answered by Lesley 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one jajajaj
2006-10-27 20:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Alejandro G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋