I laughed my but off when I recieved this today, had to share. What do you all think?
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is
Hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
Promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
Backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
2006-10-27 13:06:26 · 23 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, laughed 'til my eyes watered ...
then printed off a copy for my Mom .. and emailed it to three friends.
You made my day! Thanks!
2006-10-27 13:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by ax2usn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2006-10-27 13:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by julieanthony469 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a very old joke ive been telling it since year 2 how come you heard it so late?
2006-10-27 22:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but far too long for the quality of the punchline
2006-10-27 13:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 14:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Steve 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-27 13:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny...not quite as funny or cute as I was expecting, though, I must admit.
2006-10-27 13:09:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is so funny I can't stop laughing. lol Thank you you made my night.
2006-10-27 21:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! i recieved this joke months ago and i still get a laugh out of it!!!
2006-10-27 13:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by evel t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this Joke
2006-10-27 13:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jewls 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋