Sometimes it isn't very nice to just let one go. Especially if you're in a crowded room or elevator.
But sometimes it is necessary to let it go right where you are. LIke if you're in a que waiting to buy tickets or waiting at a check-out for a different purchase.
** Actually, I've let a few go, while waiting in a market que, and the line gets shorter plenty quick. It does work, except the clerk can't seem to stop giggling and laughing sometimes.
2006-10-27 12:51:39 · 12 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I let'er rip. what the hell. My granny usta say , " bettter to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain".
2006-10-27 20:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try and not to fart on anyone but sometimes you cant help it.I work with some guys in their 40s and they think that farting around someone is the funniest thing on Earth.Go figure.
2006-10-27 20:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by Byron R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if Im at a concert where it's really loud or a party, I'll just let them rip but if Im in bed with my man, then I turn facing him and with my hand I separate my butt cheeks so that it comes out without a sound..,,, then I make sure I don't move the sheets around so that the smell stays under..
2006-10-27 20:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by sista-soul 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I usually let it go if I'm in a crowded place, cause no one will know who actually did it, and if it smells really bad, I pretend I don't smell anything and look at people to see if they smell it. Kinda funny.
2006-10-27 19:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by Pamela N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on who I'm around. If I think it's going to be silent but deadly, I let it rip and people I don't like or strangers. The look on their face is priceless.
2006-10-27 22:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try to let it out very gently & slowly so it stays silent upon exiting my rear, but this doesn't always work, then I get nasty stares. LMAO Pamela N!
2006-10-27 20:02:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually try to change octaves when I fart. I had a disaster once whilst playing the William Tell Overture. You know..........
titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump
2006-10-27 23:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by rank_peeler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id rather let it out and be ashamed,
then hold it in and bust a vein
2006-10-27 19:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by reno_tony_casino 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i push and see how loud i can get them, its funny all the weird looks you get, and pretend you have no idea what you just did.
2006-10-27 20:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by sparky_butt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this t-shirt once and it said
Real Farters....Don't cut and run!
hahaha.
2006-10-27 19:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by babsie4004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋