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if they think they can fly why do they not take off from the ground

2006-10-27 11:45:44 · 30 answers · asked by for a pound 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

because they are gliders?

2006-10-27 11:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by mousie 4 · 2 0

We probably don't hear about the ones that try to take of from the ground because nothing happens to them.
It may be that some common sense still remains that tells LSD users that they can't fly from the ground. Or because a flying sensation is only triggered by being up high and feeing the wind and seeing everything small and far off.

2006-10-27 20:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by lianhua 4 · 1 0

When I was younger and more foolish I obtained a 'pyramid' of LSD. Only a tiny pinhead but a very strong hallucinogenic drug for 50p.At the time there was a bad batch of LSD made which caused people to believe they could step off a window ledge and fly. Several people died. I cut mine in half with a razor not wishing to lose complete control and maybe leaping to my death. The first half an hour was quite pleasureable with amazing colours and very strong hallucinations one of which was watching my face turn inside out -in a mirror. I could see anything my mind wanted to create which is not recommended for a quiet,shy, depressive type of person.The things I saw were extremely unpleasant after that first half hour.I became fearful and paranoid and couldn't remain in the house. Even Valium had no calming effect. The next 91/2 hours I tramped the streets until it wore off. A few weeks later I took the other half-hoping the effect might be different. It wasn't. I chucked the other one away. A friend of mine took a whole tab and believed he had died. He remained immobile for 12 hours like a zombie. I wasn't there but his mother phoned to ask me what he'd taken. I had to tell her I had given that crap to her son. I didn't feel very proud of myself. He was ok afterwards but he never took it again either. I am a recovered alcoholic and that is just one of the many unpleasant things that happened to me.

2006-10-27 19:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0 1

small birds (feathered variety) almost invariably learn to fly by diving from the nest so that is why LSD opens up primeval instincts and makes them seek high places from which to plummet..

Surely the joke is "why do people take LSD and jump from a building " and the answer "because they are too thick to build a bomb" or "they are Muslims and it is better than being stoned to death for adultery" Ten points please, not best answer but it will upset loads of people.

2006-10-27 21:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0 1

,Now, that may have happened once or twice and gotten blown out of proportion but it's definitely not the norm. I've done acid, and I didn't harm myself. I can't tell you a lot about what did happen but my friends tell me I had a good time. I do remember petting some nonexistant bugs on a brick wall and some beautiful swirling colors around the trees one foggy morning but not a lot. I don't recomend it but it won't drive you crazy. I'd rather do mushrooms.

2006-10-27 18:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by diablo 3 · 0 0

The only thing I found on LSD was that my mate turned into an owl and me ex's hair floated off, everytime after that I've tried nothing happenend so I gave it up as a lost cause

2006-10-27 18:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0 1

flying down from up
is different than flying up from down

anyway, that whole
"look at me/i'm on lsd/i can fly!" thing is a myth
http://www.cosmicbaseball.com/lsd.html

"...will lsd make me want to jump out of a window?"
http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/lsd/faq.htm#03

2006-10-27 18:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They're probably in an apartment in a high-rise building when they take the stuff, so that's where they want to fly from. ??

2006-10-27 18:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by Rainfog 5 · 0 0

LSD just enhances ones abilities. That's why the good musicians and writers were the ones doing the drugs. Since they are stupid for taking LSD, it just enhances their stupidity and that's why they do it.

2006-10-27 18:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 0 1

people dont jump out of widnows because they think they can fly... i think back in the 70's this happend once and teh guy who did it was suicidal.

Im sure people have thought the same on Alcohol or weed.

2006-10-28 11:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Im not stupid i just dont care 2 · 0 0

It has to do with the halucinations caused from LSD. No offense, but the second part of this....duh!

2006-10-27 18:49:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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