okay- a blind women is on an elevator. She suddenly sits down , stands back up agian, and laughs!what happened!
Clue- there is another man on the elavator and he has an animal with him.
2006-10-27 11:37:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy is black (not quite sure why, just heard it this way)
He says, talking to his female dog who's name is, ironicaly, Lady. The guy says "Sit, Lady". The woman, thinking the guy is talking to her, does it. The dog licks her (or she knows he's there by some other means) and she gets up, laughing it off.
2006-10-27 11:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by Brian.E 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i came up with a conclusion by looking at the word blind elevator and animal, my conclusion is that the old women was blind and she went to the elevator. she is probably tired because she is old, so she sits down and felt that she sat on an animal crap so she stands up again and laughs.
2006-10-27 19:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by johnny p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old lady was talking to the man, thought the man was sitting on the floor (but the man is blind and deaf and has the dog with him to be his guide), after she sits down and the dog licked her ear and it tickled!!! she laughs because she realizes that who she was relating to is actually the dog and not the poor man who had so many impairment. OMG that's a good one!!!! LOL
2006-10-27 18:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man has a seeing eye dog and he commands the dog to sit! she then realizes he wasnt talking to her.
2006-10-27 18:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by CDog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the animal told the guy to sit
2006-10-27 19:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good clue that makes it real easy.
The dog farted and she tried to get out quick however not the correct floor and laughed whilst gagging.
She then farted and blamed the dog as she left on the correct floor.
2006-10-27 18:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by SunGod 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
She sat on the dogs face
2006-10-27 18:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy told his animal to "sit!" and she thought he was talking to her.
2006-10-27 18:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by darkfantasy_girl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She sat on the animal.
2006-10-27 18:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with dark fanta
2006-10-27 19:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by DeHuntres 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋