Satan and his minions? Should there be laws against this kind of thing? We could do away with whole books of law, make just the one rule, doing something under the influence of Satan and his minions. Instead of DUI it would be DUISM, Driving Under the Influence of Satan and his Minions. Shoplifting would be SUISM etc.
What could we do if they won't confess?
2006-10-27 11:28:12 · 13 answers · asked by eantaelor 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is a conspiracy, you are right, my Brother! What they are about is to shed darkness upon the Blessed Light of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (peace be unto His Noodley Appendages). We all know that TFSM (PBUHNA) has created us all and has granted unto His faithful beer volcanos and stripper bars in the after-life. Surely Satan or his minion Susan Saranwrap is doing his or her beastial best to destroy the freshness of the message. And that message is MEAT! And that message is BALLS. Yes, the message is MEATBALLS! You got'em, you wave them to TFSM (PGUHNA) and perhaps you will be taken up to heaven when the flying platters come.
Ramen, Ramen, I say unto you!
2006-10-27 11:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure we can prosecute you first for posting this question under the influence of Satan and his minions.
2006-10-27 11:34:14 · answer #2 · answered by Jason S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
possibly because, by technology and arising severe wondering skills, maximum knowledgeable everyone is genuine looking adequate to admit that there's no arguing adverse to information. evidence for creationism = 0. yet evolution is shown. Take anthropology one 0 one and also you may want to study an element or 2. Or did the devil plant the remains of our ancestors (alongside with dinosaur bones and evidence that the international is way older than in basic terms 4000 years old) to deceive US?? oooo. he can conspire too, eh?
2016-12-05 07:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creationism is being debunked because it is a ridiculous assumption backed without any facts - unlike evolution (yes, I know all you people who have no comprehension of what science entails beleives that evolution is just a THEORY, however, if you understood the difference between a theory and a hypothesis (which is an UNTESTED theory) then you might finally get it....)
2006-10-27 11:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let me see now, if you are against a superstitiously inspired piece of contrived bilge that is masquerading as science, you are possessed of Satan? What can I say to that except you are a horse's patute. People like you are why Christians have to be stopped from reproducing by raiding warthog litters.
2006-10-27 11:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are only trying to help you out of your delusional beliefs.
Or would you prefer going back to the Dark Ages, when the Church ruled Europe?
We could blame the wraith of God for the plague, and live to the ripe old age of 30.
2006-10-27 11:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by trouthunter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be ridiculous. Scientists are just trying to find the truth backed up by science, not religion.
2006-10-27 11:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you are crazy...
Under the influence of Satan? Lol...
2006-10-27 11:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't figure out if you really believe this or if you're just trying to make a sarcastic jab at religion. Either way, you're not doing the best job.
2006-10-27 12:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by Phil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burn the books!!!!!
It was fantastically effective with the Library of Alexandria!
2006-10-27 11:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋