Is this one funny enough? Who can give me a more funnier one?

Question

Question: Where is an elephant's sex organ?
Answer: In his feet. If he steps on you, consider yourself fu**ed.

Answer 1

thats a good one......so a little kid asks his mom, where do babies come from? and she says, a stork. he says well who ****** the stork

Answer 2

Four elephants driving around in a little red mini car
How do you know if one elephant has been in your fridge?
there is a set of footprint in your butter,
How do you know if there has been two elephants in your fridge?
two sets of foot prints in your butter
How do you know if there has been three elephants in your fridge?
three sets of foot prints in your butter
How do you know if there has been four elephants in your fridge?

















There is a little red mini in your driveway....

Answer 3

how did the mouse find the elephant?
delightful

Answer 4

ok, so a cop sees a vehicle in front of him swerving around and he pulls him over. He comes as much as the vehicle and there's a clergyman interior the driving force's seat. "Sir, have you ever been drinkin?" asks the police officer. The priest laughs and says "purely water!" The police officer then shines his flashlight into the passenger's seat and sees a bottle of wine then seems back up on the priest. The priest says "seem at that! The Lord has executed it back!" ok and yet another one that's no longer probable as humorous, yet here that's. a woman is going into an ice cream save and the guy on the counter asks her what style she needs. "i will have the chocolate." She says. the guy on the counter says "i'm sorry there is none left." the lady thinks and ultimately says. "ok, if so, i gets the chocolate." "Ma'am, we are out of chocolate. you have strawberry, vanilla, or the different style to boot chocolate." Says the guy. "ok so i will take the chocolate." She says back. the guy has had adequate of this. "Did you no longer pay attention me the 1st time?!? Spell van as in vanilla." He says. "ok... v-a-n. van." "good. Now spell straw as in strawberry." Says the guy. ".....S-t-r-a-w." "super, now spell f--ok as in chocolate." He says. "F-u.... wait, there is not any f--ok in chocolate!" She says, perplexed. "Thats what i've got been attempting to tell you!!!" Says the guy on the counter. And one greater thats previous and not that good. George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and a guy that broke out of penitentiary have been on a airplane. George is bored so he throws an orange out the window. Abraham gets bored, too so he throws an apple out the window. the guy that broke out of penitentiary gets bored, too so he throws a bomb out the window. whilst they land, they see somewhat lady thats crying. "What handed off?!?" they asked. "An orange fell from the sky and knocked my dolly's head off!" They flow alongside and see somewhat boy that seems unhappy. "What handed off?!?" they asked back. "An apple fell from the sky and hit my head!" They flow alongside back and are available across a guy thats guffawing. They ask, "Whats so humorous?" the guy says "I farted and my homestead blew up!" they do no longer seem to be all too good, yet i actually wish I helped!

Answer 5

lol funny xx

Answer 6

ha ha

Answer 7

no not very funny

Answer 8

ok, yeah that was funny. (*laugh*)
but i dont have one to tell you. :(

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

LOL