One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.
Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the nearest Red Light District. A short while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends $10 for oral sex and intercourse.
The next morning, the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has crabs. So, he gets dressed and heads down to where he had been the night before. He notices the same hooker on the street corner, so he marches over to her and says, "Hey, lady, you gave me crabs!"
The hooker replies, "Hey, old man, what did you expect for $10? Lobster?"
2006-10-27 11:14:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NASTY !!!!! You are just too much !!!! HA HA HA !!!
2006-10-27 11:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL My stomach Hurts Now .....super jokes,,,,,miia
2006-10-27 18:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 19:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
EEEWWWWWW!
2006-10-27 18:27:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL .. how funny that is.. thanks for the laff
2006-10-27 18:20:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gross.
2006-10-27 18:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by gyrl6 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋