Whats the funniest thing youve ever done in walmart?

Question

Ive done tons... I think my favorite is i threw a pack of condoms under one of those wheel carts and he high ended over it and his wheels squeeked and he couldnt move... and he raises his hand and says i dont know what to do im burning rubber he was like 90 hahaha

Answer 1

well once,when i was 7,my older cousin and i,(she was 9 then) went around target and did random funny things.here are the top 10

1.threw bras and thongs in peoples carts
2.tied tampons to this ladys purse when she turned around
3.put on boys clothes and snuck in the mens room,then squirted water all over the stall floors.
4.rode the bikes right into a rack of school supplies
5.put condoms all over the floor
6.opened all the umbrellas on the racks
7.put red paint all over the seats of the benches
8.put smal items in peoples pockets so the alarm goes off
9.threw all the confetti in the party isle
10.wiping boogers on people

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Oh, gosh, things I've done at Wal-Mart:

In N. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, I was playing with one of those umbrellas that when you push the button, they shoot out. I was really having fun until the greeter (the greeter now, who was like, 200 years old) came over and said, "Are you going to buy that umbrealla?" I was like, "No, it's not raining" and then she was like, "Then put it back." So I did. The last thing I wanted to do was get kicked out. It was the only fun place to go that day, besides the beach.

Me and my friend love going from aisle to aisle yelling out things that are retarded, like, "I'm so Y!". My friend, who is so white, went and yelled out, "I'm so BLACK!" right next to an aisle full of black people.

Does anyone remember those little toys that were a fuzzy/hairy ball that when you bumped it, it would make random, faairly loud noises? I would take a few of those and walk around until I found an aisle with a lot of people. I would almost run past the aisle, rolling the fuzzball in the aisle, setting it off. Some people were extremely freaked out by it!

I made a duct tape cowboy and wore it in my local Wal-Mart. Lots of people stared and whispered about it. I thought it was hilarious, like I was an alien (you know, the ones from outer space.)

Things I've done at Wal-Mart in the bathrooms:

I've definitely gave the janitors who work the bathrooms some work. I use Wal-Mart as a place to go when I'm constipated, instead of clogging my toilet at my house.

I've done lots of bathroom humor:

I sit in one stall and wait for another guy to go in the other one. Once he's settled, I do random things that won't get me in trouble:

Drop a marble in the toilet and say, "Oh crap, my glass eye!"

Make random grunting sounds. Deer calls work good.

Do the previous for a while, then make a small, short 'toot' sound.

These are just some of the crazy things I've done. Hope you enjoy my twisted life!

Answer 4

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Answer 5

Went to the store with hubby. He had eggs and enought coke to float an aircraft carrier. I thought about something I needed in another department, so I walked off telling him I would be back in a sec. Upon my arrival back to the aisle I left him at I encounterd an elderly woman with her hubby almost breaking their necks to leave the area just as fast as the could hobble and just as I began to wonder what was going on as the passed me, I walked into their wake of air that was left behind and gaged.

I had to leave my hubby standing there. When he met me in another aisle he reported to me that we needed to go. He had a very perculiar walk about him. Curious, I asked if he was okay not wanting to say anything about the older couples "encounter".

To my udder surprise hubby turns red as a fire engine from the neck up and confesses that he ran everyone out of the isle and that he messed his shorts in the process.

He almost had to carry me out of the store from unbrideled laughter that just could not be stopped. I was gasping for air from uncontrolable laughter.

Well, that just explains the wild eyed look the couple had when I encountered them. I bet they thougth they were being gassed to death!

Answer 6

It was my father's birthday and I wanted to buy him a bird
dog, so I went to the pet store. The owner of the pet store had a bird
dog, but it cost a thousand dollars. I couldn't believe a bird dog cost
a thousand dollars. The owner of the pet store said it was a special
dog: this dog could tell you just how many birds are in the bush. "I'll
prove it to you," he said. So he went and got the dog and we went out
back. The owner let the dog loose and the dog went up to a bush and
started shaking his head. The dog shook his head five times. The owner
said, "There are five birds in the bush." He went up to the bush and
shook it, and out flew five birds. I said, "I still don't believe it."
So the owner said, "We'll show you again." So again he let the dog loose
and the dog went up to a bush and shook his head three times. The owner
went up to the bush and shook it, and three birds flew out. Well, I was
almost ready to believe him, but I thought that it really must be a
trick. So the owner took me farther into the woods and set the dog loose
again. The dog started running around a bush wildly, humping, and
shaking the **** out of a wooden stick he had found nearby. I didn't
know what the hell was going on. So I said to the owner, "What the hell
is this dog doing running around the bush and humping and shaking the
**** out of that stick?" The owner said, "Don't you know what he's
trying to tell you?" "No," I said. The owner said, "He's trying to tell
you that there are more ******* birds in that bush than you can shake a
stick at."

Answer 7

Let Me tell You.......One time about a year ago me and about 10 of my friends got on the little bitty tricycles and rode them around while playing Hide n go seek!!! Then another time we played marco polo and we was running into everybody and yelling all over the store. Then we would get on a aisle with one of those big balls and threw it about 3 aisles over and RAN like a motherf*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whooooooo..... Those was the good ol' Days ^_^

Answer 8

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.
Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
Take bets on the battle from above.
Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
TP as much of the store as possible before they stop you.
Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.
Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares and see what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

Answer 9

I cut the cheese in the Greeting card aisle and ran everyone off.

Answer 10

ive yelled "cleanup on aisle 6 million!" with my friend