One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant in Crawford.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies,"How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude! You're a pig and I am disgusted!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced quiche!"
2006-10-27 10:45:14 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yawn...hear about the guy that took lorraina bobbitt, tonya harding and hillary clinton to bed...he woke up the next morning with no xxxx, no knee and no health insurance..whats your point.
2006-10-27 10:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yes, indeed Mr.Bush.. tha $uckerr..
. Former Presidents Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, and Jack Kennedy
were on a boat sailing around Cape Cod, when all of a sudden the boat
springs a leak and water starts pouring in.
Jimmy Carter cries, "Women and children first, women and children
first!"
Nixon scowls and says, "F*** the women and children."
Jack Kennedy says, "Is there time?"
2006-10-27 10:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by rdx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ;D
I told this one a while back:
George Bush, Tony Blair and John Howard decide to join the police force after their career come to an end. Reporting for duty the first day the chief calls them into the office one by one.
"We allocate duties here acording to knowledge" he tells Blair, "so tell me, who killed Jesus?" "Piontious Pilot" blair replies. "Correct, you get traffic duty"
Howard gets the same drill, "Piontius Pilot" he answers" "Correct, you get traffic duty" the chief replies.
Bush enters the office next gets the same drill. "I'm afraid I don't know the answer chief." "Ok, go to the library, look it up and get back to me." On the way Bush passes Blair and Howard, "you get traffic duty too?" they ask, "No" Bush replies smugly "I got me a murder case...."
2006-10-27 11:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by Trina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-10-27 21:51:00 · answer #4 · answered by talonmke26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickie , HA-HA that is good , Trina's joke is pretty good too !!!
2006-10-27 11:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
2006-10-27 10:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by red.hammond 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-10-27 22:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(not) Funny !
2006-10-27 11:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa.......wat?
2006-10-27 10:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by Trina T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........................................i dont get it
2006-10-27 10:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋