..."Lord, I have a
problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just
not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous
ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll
give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you.
He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting
and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad
in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the
catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
2006-10-27 10:35:24 · 34 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bwaaaahaaahaaa...
was that a question?...cause if it was im answering ... NO
2006-10-27 10:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the priority handy isn't God's introduction of Eve, rather the disobedience of the pair, which Adam is completely responsible for. yet while they hadn't disobeyed, they does no longer have sinned, which potential they might have by no potential gotten old, died, and can have ultimately fulfilled God's command for them to grow to be many, fill the earth, subdue it, and look after the animals (Genesis a million:28). the entire earth could have been a paradise packed with satisfied, ideal people and non violent animals. So rather of blaming Eve, (Romans 5:12) blame Adam's disobedience, devil's insurrection and how he have been given the two to revolt additionally, and have self assurance that very quickly God plans to undo all that the three rebels brought about (Genesis 3:15, Matthew 6:9, 10, a million John 3:8) desire this facilitates :)
2016-12-28 06:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Bev, I love it. It,s because men have chased women that the world is in such a mess now. I,m just going to swing from he lamp post and beat my chest. Nah, I,ve changed my mind, I think I,ll wash up and put my washing in the airing cupboard instead.
2006-10-27 10:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually it goes like this....
God saw that Adam was lonely and decided to provide him with a partner. He explained that this 'woman' would be beautiful, and would never have a 'headache' in bed. She would cook, clean, love him, raise his children (and always change the nappies), and would be faithful forever.
Adam was amazed, and he said to god "How much will that cost?"
God said " An arm and a leg"
So Adam replied...."What can I get for a rib?".....
Amen
2006-10-27 10:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by Will 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here's one about Adam & Eve which takes form of a Quiz question:
"Who was the first man?"
"Adam"
"Correct for $10" Now who was the first woman?"
"Eve"
"Correct for $20. Now what were the first words said by Eve to Adam?"
"Oh, that's a hard one."
"Correct for $40"
2006-10-27 10:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by Phil P 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-27 10:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made the front of a womans body,all nice 'n beautiful.
Who made the back?
The council.
Who else would put a **** hole next to a beautiful play area..
2006-10-27 11:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
I particullary liked the bit about the comedic snake.
2006-10-27 10:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think God is Female cos you just have to look at a mans dangley bits ! She created him for a laugh !!!!
2006-10-27 10:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute.
2006-10-27 10:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by inquiringmind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny yet a disgrace to god himself.
2006-10-27 10:38:45 · answer #11 · answered by bluecheese465 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋