Two old ladies outside a nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. Mary pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
The other lady - Jean, said, "What's that?"
Mary: "A condom, This way my cigarette doesn't get wet".
Jean: "Where did you get it?"
Mary: "You can get them at any drugstore".
The next day Jean hobbled herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age) but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Jean: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel".......
The pharmacist fainted. :)
2006-10-27 10:31:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Extra large condoms fidgety.Reminds me of the woman who walked into a chemist and asked the pharmacist if he sold extra large condoms.
"Yes we do.Would you like to buy some?"
"No,but do you mind if I wait here till someone does?"
2006-10-28 00:06:46 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 11:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by pachter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke...Thanks
2006-10-27 10:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by vanburger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny...sent to my boyfriend who smokes camels! haha
2006-10-27 18:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by scabhearted1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one an oldie but a nice one
2006-10-27 12:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear...that's so terrible...I can just hear my mother-in-law asking for it right now....I'll have to pass on the suggestion...
hehehe
2006-10-27 10:35:48 · answer #6 · answered by Beck 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL I've heard this one before
2006-10-27 13:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-27 12:14:56 · answer #8 · answered by lady_kiki_007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll be emailing that one around tomorow, thansk for the laugh
2006-10-27 10:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO N1
2006-10-28 06:29:36 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋