A married man keeps telling his wife "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt. The man's birthday is coming up so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her ***.
She walks in and tells the tattoo artist he husband thinks she has a beautiful butt. He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt". She then tells the man she wants Beautiful butt tattooed on her ***. The man tells her "I can't fit that on your ***, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.
On the man's birthday she hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs. He opens the door and she says "look honey." She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and the man yells "WHO THE F** K IS BOB?"!
2006-10-27 10:08:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I got a W tattooed on each of my butt cheeks, I could bend over and spell 'WoW' at your joke.
2006-10-27 10:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bob Geldof has written a few lovely tragic songs that during my brain are unfit of acclaim of any form. Bob Dylan is caught ago even though i do know a whole lot of humans love his paintings. I did like every alongside the watchtower however to be sincere Jimi Hendrixs variation is some distance higher. Bob Marley has a well message in his lyrics and it continuously jogs my memory of summer season. Go On Bob Number two!!
2016-09-01 03:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by sykes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tattoo guy is Bob.
2006-10-27 10:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by rdx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha....A lady with a perfect Anal Spincter giving perfect shape to the rim of A*s H*le to make it appaer like 'O'...What a wild imagination...once again....your brain is full of imagination !! Good one!!!
2006-10-27 10:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice joke... Goes with Boris Becker too... LOL!!!
2006-10-27 10:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your JOKES are tooooooooo FUNNY...miia
2006-10-27 10:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a quadriplegic in a swimming pool --- BOB
2006-10-27 10:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dan J 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i love it! thank you
2006-10-27 10:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by pinkygirl m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!
2006-10-27 10:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by Rene C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋