Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe her self with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That’s nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ’From all of us at the Fire Station, We’ll never forget you!’
2006-10-27 09:51:29 · 13 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for making my evening. Very funny.hahahahahahahaha
2006-10-27 10:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on the news;
a woman was found murdered by her husband. after the woman's murder the man went to the closest fire station and murdered all the people in front of him!!!
2006-10-27 09:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that is some funny stuff man. keep it coming. lol
2006-10-27 10:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the funniest and almost the sickest joke i have ever heard.
LOL!!
2006-10-27 10:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by bluecheese465 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny one
2006-10-27 10:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by pinkygirl m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading this Joke third time !!!! Well what else can I say ?
2006-10-27 09:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
dang i get it luv it
2006-10-27 10:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Restricted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! thats so funny!! lol
2006-10-27 09:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No question so no comment.
2006-10-27 09:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
How is this a question?
2006-10-27 09:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by ~beauty~ 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋