Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted
2006-10-27 09:17:00 · 14 answers · asked by GIRL HUNTER 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i have heard it in Greek!
simply hilarious
2006-10-27 09:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'Ibelive I Can Fly')
â« I belive I can die, â«
â« I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, â«
â« All I wanted was a popsicle, â«
â« Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . â«
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Mchael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-10-29 00:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha ive heard it b4 but its still funny
2006-10-27 16:19:03 · answer #3 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! thats still funny even though i heard it a long time ago
2006-10-27 16:19:59 · answer #4 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
i've heard it too but it's still pretty funny! =]
2006-10-27 16:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i'v heard that before but it's still really really funny
2006-10-27 16:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so cute! totally made me laugh.
2006-10-27 16:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, good one
2006-10-27 16:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Jacksonville, FL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Great joke!
2006-10-27 16:20:50 · answer #9 · answered by Silly Rabbit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy! LOL LOL LOL!!
2006-10-27 21:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋