they devise a plan to distract the firing squad at the last minute. The englishman goes up, and just as they take aim, he screams, earthquake!!! The firing squad are distracted, and he legs it! The scotsman goes up, and just as they take aim, he points, and screams, hurricane!!!!! The firing squad are distracted, and he legs it. The irishman goes up, and just as they take aim, he screams, Fire!!!!
2006-10-27 08:33:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it, but i feel very sorry for the poor Irish, its a good job they have a good sense of humour and realise that we're not really getting at them.
2006-10-28 07:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by DAWN B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 06:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh
2006-10-27 15:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes
2006-10-27 15:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by timone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny i needed a smile lol
2006-10-27 15:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by Dharma Dork 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee.
2006-10-29 09:30:06 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-27 15:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you gota be a guy
2006-10-27 15:37:53 · answer #8 · answered by billy king 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......etc!!!
2006-10-27 16:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋