This is for everyone; what do you think is the funniest Christian, CAtholic, Muslim, Athiest joke you have heard? Anything!
Listen people, it's a friday, I think we all are allowed to laugh and not moan and grip about being insulted. We are adults and know how to tell a joke apart from an attack. If you can't I don't suggest you read anymore.
so having said that, and if you know any jokes tha tyou wish to share, SHARE!
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A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner.
He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one.
Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister.
Then he began to thank God for the food.
He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the pies.
Then he paused, and everyone waited
After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked,
"If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
2006-10-27 08:27:53 · 7 answers · asked by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"The nerve endings," said Gabriel. "How many will I put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Two-hundred, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel. "Then we shall do the same for this woman," said The Lord.
"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals," inquired Gabriel.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord. "Four-hundred and twenty, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel.
"Of course. We did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in his life, didn't we? Do the same for woman," said The Lord. "Yes, O Great Lord," said Gabriel.
"No, wait!" said The Lord. "Screw it, give her ten-thousand. I want her to scream out my name."
2006-10-27 08:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice question Night. Here is mine
One day God and Adam were walking together in the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."
"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"
"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve." "Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"
"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve." "Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"
2006-10-27 15:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by Morning Star 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo's censor won't let me post that.
2006-10-27 15:36:33 · answer #3 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-27 15:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by fair-and-squire 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus doesn't love you,
He's just using you for sex
2006-10-27 15:34:26 · answer #5 · answered by sublad20000 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
BAAAHAHA!!
That one was GREAT!
2006-10-27 15:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ was real.... Seriously....
HA HA HA HA HA !!!!
2006-10-27 15:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by Agnostic Messiah 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋