St. Paul meets them at the pearly gates, and asks guy no. 1, did you ever drink, smoke, or abuse women? he says, i never drank, i never smoked, and i never abused a woman. St. Paul says, okay, you are awarded a Rolls Royce, to cruise the highwyas of heaven. He asks guy no. 2 the same question, he says, i drank, i never smoked, and i never abused a woman. St. Paul says, okay, you are awarded a cadillac, to cruise the highways of heaven. St Paul asks guy no. 3 the same question, he says, i drank, i smoked, but i never abused a woman. St. Paul says, okay, you are awarded a mini, to cruise the highways of heaven. A short time later, St Paul, is doing his rounds, and sees the guy with the mini, stood against it, creased with laughter. He asks, what has tickled you so much? you have a measley mini to cruise the highways of heaven. The guy replies, i`ve just seen the vicar on a bike!
2006-10-27 08:07:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great joke... i hv 2 tell that at my party. Good show.
2006-10-27 08:10:36 · answer #1 · answered by rubs c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah Tony
i liked it and a thumbs up to you girl
2006-10-27 15:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwwhahahah hahaha ha ha
2006-10-27 15:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie - lol
2006-10-27 15:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-27 15:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay doc
2006-10-27 15:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by guysmithdenise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good!
2006-10-27 15:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny!!!!
2006-10-27 16:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋