any idea
2006-10-27 08:06:41 · 13 answers · asked by ansa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Take my wife,......PLEASE!
2006-10-27 08:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sardaar Jokes!! they are the most common jokes in India!! Worlwide it is the Blond jokes!!
2006-10-27 15:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by uban1981 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,here are a some,not sure whether they are common
1st thief, "Police! Quick! jump out of the window!"
2nd thief, "But this is the 13th floor"
1st: "Hurry! This is no time to be superstitious"
A girl came back home from the school and asked her
grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover?"
"A lover?" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov.... Lover....
Oh, my God!"
She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a
hidden closet door. She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a
young man fell out from the closet.
2006-10-27 15:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by Aq 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?... and any Yo Momma jokes....
2006-10-27 15:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by Honey J. Valentine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossing the road closely followed by knock knock
2006-10-27 15:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by †Fakey McFakerson♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road.
2006-10-27 15:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road....was cute when i was like 5 but its starting to get old and crusty!
2006-10-27 15:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y was 6 afraid of 7......because 7 ate 9
2006-10-27 15:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by adi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road
2006-10-27 15:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by ugly_acid_tales 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama jokes
2006-10-27 15:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by Alexa The Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock whose there..
2006-10-27 15:36:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋