I need some drummer/music jokes to wind up a friend of mine who plays drums..
Anything appreciated!
2006-10-27 07:59:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BANG BANG or BOOM BOOM
2006-10-27 08:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless,
Man:"My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums?"
Friend:"Why?"
Man:"He lives in the apartment below".
A n 11 year old boy was practising the drums at home and the torturous noise was making the dog howl.Upstairs, the boy's father was trying to work on the computer.After putting up with the combined racket of drums and dog for 20 minutes,the father eventually called out:"Jason.Can't you play something the dog doesn't know."
What's green and sings?-----Elvis Parsley.
Why did God give French horn players one more brain cell than horses?
So they wouldn't sh-t during a parade.
What's the difference between drummers and terrorists?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
2006-10-28 00:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do bands have bass players?
to translate for the drummer....
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, let's do one of my songs."
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he'll break 5 of them before he figures out you can't just hit them with a stick.
2006-10-27 08:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by ellie h 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians?
...A drummer
There's a 4 way intersection. At one intersection is a good guitarist, another is a good drummer, another is the easter bunny, and finally the last one is santa clause. In the middle of the intersection is a brand new $100 bill. At the count of 3, everyone rushes toward the $100 bill. Who gets to it first?
Answer:
The good guitarist. Because the other 3 are figments of your imagination.
2006-10-27 08:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by JediGuitarist 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here's a selection:
A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
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How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
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How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
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Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
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Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.
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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"
Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
None. They have a machine to do that.
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Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.
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Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"
2006-10-31 07:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a guy that hangs around a group of musicians?
A Drummer
2006-10-27 08:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We sacked the drummer from our band coz he was rubbish , always half a beat behind , he was so upset he tried to commit suicide , he went to the bridge and threw himself behind a train !
2006-10-27 11:10:43 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ringo Starr & Charlie Watts
2006-10-27 08:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by boring old fart 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front porch...
A: Pay for your pizza!
2006-10-27 08:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Big D 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I had a jewish mate once who had such a good rythmn method that the pope made him an honorary catholic-boom boom
2006-10-27 08:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drummers have bigger sticks and pound it harder!
My boyfriend is one
2006-10-27 08:01:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋