How do I get a wicked bruise?

Question

I want a wicked colorful bruise, just once in my life. When I fall off my skateboard, out of trees, off ladders, got my hand shut in a car door etc. I have occasionally sprained things but I practically never bruise! Dumb as it may sound, that really irks me. Any ideas for how to get an awesome bruise? No smart-alecky replies, I'm dead serious.

Answer 1

I got a really bad bruise on my butt once when I fell off of an office chair that was unscrewed and I fell on the part that holds the wheels. It hurt alot and took months to go away.
You are lucky you dont bruise easily but if you want a bruise so bad, ask someone to punch you somewhere hard.
Legs bruise easy, shins, and ribs.
I cant believe I am instructing someone how to get a bruise...
when all else fails, turn on the vacuum cleaner, turbo, and suck what skin you want to bruise. It may not be ''real'' but it will look like one heck of a hickie.

Answer 2

i was pretty drunk, so im not positive if this is how i got it, but i think i walked into a prop (on a boat) in the water, had a purple, blue, black, green yellow bruise for a few weeks...still have remnants of it 2 months later. you bruise easier in the water.

Answer 3

You should be glad you don't bruise easily. It's a sign of thin blood vessel walls, and can indicate serious medical problems. Cheer up--as you get older, you will naturally bruise more easily, and they may be more colorful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruising