what about bald jokes i'd love to annoy my boyfriend ?
2006-10-27 07:35:44 · 9 answers · asked by blon_dee1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
What's the difference between an ape, an orphan, a prince, and a bald man?
An ape has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and a bald man has no hair apparent.
How do you identify a bald eagle?
Its feathers are combed to one side
The best thing about being bald is...
when her folks come home, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
What do you call a bunch of bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hare line
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
Science has found that only one thing can prevent baldness
...hair!
I hope this helps. :O)
2006-10-27 07:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between an ape, an orphan, a prince, and a bald man?
An ape has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and a bald man has no hair apparent.
2006-10-27 07:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well is he bald though because if he is, I think he would find that offensive to him.
2006-10-27 07:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Talk him into getting a tatoo. He could have a guy pushing a lawn mower on the back of his head!!!
2006-10-27 07:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by MommaSchmitt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you so bald when take a shower you get brainwashed
2006-10-27 08:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by dleday122091 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your boyfriend is so baldy you can see your face on his head
2006-10-27 07:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How far up does he wash his face??
2006-10-27 08:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he take's of his hat i will go blind
2006-10-27 07:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by milion dollar man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont no any
2006-10-27 07:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by NOT TELLING YOU LOL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋