2006-10-27 07:31:45 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Elephants are really into ploughman's lunches. So I check the Branston pickle, the pickled onions, and the pickled pickles, first.
If there are big slices missing from the cheese, I'm fairly certain.
It only happens when you have very fresh, very good crusty bread in the house, though, so only make or buy bread the same day you're going to eat it.
That cr@p about footprints in the butter is an urban legend.
2006-10-27 07:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll notice a sticky slime on some of the foods.....usually if you stick a fake mouse in the fridge the elephant will go elsewhere.
2006-10-27 07:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by ~MEEEOW~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
2006-10-27 07:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
um when there's hole where it used to be & an upsidedown elephant stuck at the bottom on top of what was your fridge thats now flat
2006-10-27 08:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by just ask jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
elephant crap where the fridge used to be
hehehe better take my medication
2006-10-27 07:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by tank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how would you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge???
2006-10-27 07:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by SexyAmby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Footprints on the butter
2006-10-27 07:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Espacer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres elephant crap all over the milk.
2006-10-27 07:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there's trunk marks in the peanut butter of course!
2006-10-27 07:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by Astrid79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Foot prints in the butter
2006-10-27 07:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋