any blonde jokes I am blonde and used to have a poster full of them so I won't de offended ?
2006-10-27 07:27:46 · 11 answers · asked by blon_dee1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you cal a row of blondes ear to ear?
A windtunnel.
what do you call a brunette in between two blondes?
A translator
Why do blondes have Y shaped coffins?
As soon as they fit the floor there legs spring open
Two blondes walk into a hotel............ you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
A blonde stared for 20 minutes at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
2006-10-27 07:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by catfizz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A very attractive blonde lady boards a plane bound for America and immediately sits down in the business class area. The stewardess walks up to her and asks he if she can check her ticket. The blonde shows her the ticket, which is clearly marked economy class. The stewardess informs the lady that she must move to which the blonde replies " I am blonde and beautiful so Ican sit anywhere" The stewardess informs the senior steward of the situation who then goes to speak to the blonde yet still the blonde replies "I am blonde and beautiful so I can sit anywhere". The steward does not know what to do so goes to inform the captain, the co-pilot listening to the situation says "let me deal with it sir my girlfriend is blonde" so off he goes. Everyone watches as the co pilot walks up to the lady and whispers something inner ear, she then gets up and walks to the back of the plane and takes her seat in economy class. The captain amazed at how easily the co pilot has resolved the situation asks the co pilot what he said. The co pilot replies, " It was quite easy really I just told her the front half of the plane doesn’t go to America..."
A blonde calls her boyfriend asking for help with a jigsaw puzzle, the boyfriend asks her what its supposed to be.
The girlfriend replies that according to the box it’s supposed to be a tiger.
The boyfriend goes over to help.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, were not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. Second, lets have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosties back into the box".
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to
Take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.
The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.
The pro said, "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too
Hard. Grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.”
The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards
Straight down the fairway.
The pro said, "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this
Time take the club out of your mouth."
2006-10-27 14:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by lontopcat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call an intelligent blond?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: Why do blonds wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
Q: How does a blond turn on the light after making love?
A: She opens the car door
2006-10-27 14:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by John P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
Open the car door
heheh
2006-10-27 14:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by MedeivelReign 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
The joystick is wet
2006-10-27 14:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by HOOPS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not good at remembering jokes but I did see a blond girl the other day wearing a t shirt which said "PLEASE SPEAK SLOWLY I AM A NATURAL BLOND"
2006-10-27 14:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does a blonde do when she misses the number 22 bus?
catches the number 2 bus twice lol
2006-10-27 14:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.
That's it.
2006-10-27 14:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by michrfoster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Know cause i am blonde to love sorry and snap lol
2006-10-27 14:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Dumb blonde is wheeled into a mortuary with a grin from ear to ear , the pathologist say`s What happened ? The porter say`s " struck by lightening " the pathologist say`s " why the grin ? porter say`s , She thought she was having her picture taken .........
2006-10-27 14:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Polo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋