1.Thou shall not take any
God other god, with the expetion of jesus
2.thoug shall not worship any idols, unless its jesus.
3.Thou shall not use
God's name in vain,unless your making speexh
4.Thou shall honor thy mother and father, unless their atheist.
5.Thou shall not steal, unless its through war.
6. Thou shall not lie or give false testimony unless you need to to start a war.
7. Thou shall not kill, unless through a premeptive strike or state sanctioned execution.
8. Thou shall not commit adultery, unless you have the money to pay for the divorce.
9. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors
wife or possessions, unless you think he's dangerouse or just don't like him.
10. Thou shall keep the Sabbath holy, unless you rather go golfing instead.
2006-10-27 07:18:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
11. Thou shalt only be heterosexual in public.
2006-10-27 07:27:58 · update #1
Why stop at 10?
11. Thou shalt only be heterosexual in public.
2006-10-27 07:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Balaam's Talking Donkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me but what is this about? Jesus is the Son of God. He is not an idol ... I'm not sure I totally get your point with this.
2006-10-27 07:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by CuriousGirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-10-27 07:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by jp 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sad these changing times produce such as these
2006-10-27 08:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CuriousGirl just covered your question
2006-10-27 07:24:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hummmm....I disagree with that. Not everyone believes what you do.
2006-10-27 07:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by Angel of Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are you so rude? you messed with the ten commandments...dude...not cute
2006-10-27 07:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by antoinette m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋