Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Q: What's a blonde behind the wheel?
A: Airbag.
Q: What's 2 blondes in a car?
A: Dual Airbags.
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.
2006-10-27 06:57:13 · 14 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A You know they are out there but people have reported sighting UFO's
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: Why are the Japanese so smart?
A: No blondes.
Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!
Q: Why can't Blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the 11 on the phone!
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q:Why did the blonde jump off the building?
A: She had just bought Always with wings.
Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?
A: Because she thought she was winning.
2006-10-27 06:57:48 · update #1
Reminds me of a quote from Dolly Parton.
She said
"I don't mind when people tell me dumb blonde jokes,
cause I know I'm not dumb.
I also know I'm not blond."
2006-10-27 07:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by mimi22 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a better one than your "Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading"
Q. Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory?
A. Because she kept throwing away all the "W's"
2006-10-27 07:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by brandiejs1979 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy is approximately to get married and he's on the fiance's homestead. the sole one there is her sister who's a hottie. The sis tells him "I merely wanna **** you as quickly as previously you marry my sister" She is going up the stairs shaken her component and tossing bras and panties down the stairs. the guy stand there dumb struck. ultimately he throws up his hands and walks out the door. waiting via his vehicle are the mum and dad. Dad provides a pat on the back "congratulations son you handed our try you will make an outstanding husband for our lady" the moral of the story??? consistently save your condoms interior the vehicle!!!!!! it extremely is the sole different humorous tale i will bear in mind. What do women and hurricanes have in consumer-friendly? They the two scream whilst they c*m and take the homestead whilst they leave
2016-11-25 23:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of the pool.
2006-10-27 06:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by Tanya M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice jokes but actually there have been a few sightings of the smart faded blond!!!!!!!!!1
2006-10-27 07:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by annissa v 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is really funny and i like blond jokes but im not one keep em comming
2006-10-27 07:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by nina 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loooooooool
thankx 4 making me laugh
2006-10-27 07:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi
nice jokes
i am not a blond
2006-10-27 06:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by adi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol love them keep them coming!
2006-10-27 07:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... such a funny jokes...
2006-10-27 07:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋