Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who almost caused a car wreck?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him.
Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: It's called MAIDS - if they don't get one, they die.
2006-10-27 06:51:59 · 20 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
2006-10-27 06:53:51 · update #1
How can you tell when a blonde has been using her vibrator?
Chipped teeth.
Two blondes were walking in the woods, and the came upon some tracks. One said the were bear tracks, the other said they were deer tracks. They argued back and forth "bear tracks!" "deer tracks!" "bear tracks!" "deer tracks!",..... they were hit by a train.
2006-10-27 06:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by vanman8u 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol i admire those jokes there is yet another one i understand: there's a crimson head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a financial enterprise. They go down an alley and the crimson head hides in a trashcan. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The cops go down the alley and that they kick the trashcan the crimson head is going "bow wow" they think of it is a canines. They kick the dumpster the brunette is going "meeooow" they think of it is a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde is going "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"
2016-10-03 00:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by vishvanath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it . a blond a redhead and brunette go to see the gyn. the red head says i know i am having a boy because i was on top. the brunette says i must be having a girl i was on the bottom . the blond starts to cry . I'm having puppies
2006-10-27 07:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by inna357 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light in the morning?
A: Opens the car door!
2006-10-27 06:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jon C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh thank you thank you... that just made my afternoon!
how about this one...
two blondes are lying down in central park looking up at the moon. one turns to the other and asks... 'which do you think is closer, the moon or the state of florida?'
the other turns and says 'the moon, duh!'
the first one says ' how do you figure that out?'
the other says 'well, can you see florida from here?'
have a great weekend guys!
2006-10-27 07:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by asian chick 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heres a couple more...
What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract the boys?
Her legs!
What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning?
She walks home!
2006-10-27 06:55:45 · answer #6 · answered by interested_party 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q: Did you hear about the two blondes who went to Disneyland?
A: The sign said "Disneyland left" so they went home.
2006-10-27 06:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by Tanya M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q)what did the blond's left leg say to the right leg?
A)i dont know they've never met.
2006-10-27 07:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by nina 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Na. I know you can't top this blonde joke:
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CB12Y
Hum a few bars of ' I wish they all could be California girls ' while you're at it too.
2006-10-27 06:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi
good jokes
i not a blond
2006-10-27 06:53:36 · answer #10 · answered by adi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋