2006-10-27 06:51:29 · 20 answers · asked by Dusty 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dusty
May i have some of that stuff your on lol
2006-10-27 07:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes ! All I can say in answer is If it takes a man a fortnight to walk a month, then it will take double the time it will take an gnat to knit an ant a pair of two spats ! Yes its true....Calculate for yourself and see......!!!!
2006-10-27 07:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
X + Y = 4
2006-10-27 06:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if he was doing it at the speed of sound, not very long at all,
however a normal gnat would take a considerable long time to knit a pair of spats if they were not gnat spats, and as they are for an Ant, I would guess (only a guess mind - don't quote me on this)...
13 days?
2006-10-27 07:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a man thought he could walk a fortnight in a week his mind must be racing.
And if a gnat could knit, would he knit a spat for an ant or would he knit a hat for a cat ?
2006-10-27 07:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by kjw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 milleniums 8 centuries, 5 decades, 7 years 11 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 21 hours, 48 minutes and 22 seconds
2006-10-27 06:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by styce 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 minutes
2006-10-27 09:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If it takes a man a week to walk two weeks", that makes no sense, but a fortnight is two weeks!
2006-10-27 06:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
78 years
2006-10-27 06:56:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A bannana this colour. Am I right Fella?
2006-10-27 07:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by Rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 inches!
2006-10-27 06:54:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋